“Pinky and The Brain”…was always my favorite cartoon as a kid because they were always getting ready to “Take Over The World” at 6:00! Now Pinky and me wanna show you (’cause Pinky was actually the mouse with the brains) how to take over the world with your Marketing!!!

There are lots of places on the web where you can find out about what I've been doing these past 6 decades of my life walking around on this planet of ours...but that' not really so important right now...what's really important right now is this "Quick Start Challenge 2018" I've joined with...

What I think is important...(Shhh! the good part)

Dean & Craig...THESE GUYS KNOW THINGS...
SECRETS THEY'RE GONNA SHARE WITH ME DURING THIS 5-WEEK CHALLENGE... THESE GUYS KNOW SO MUCH STUFF... SECRETS THAT ARE GONNA CATAPULT MY...
Affiliate Marketing Game Up To The Next Level!!!

Secrets on how to use Social Media... Facebook... Instagram...
Twitter...Snapchat... Linked-In...Reddit... all of it!!!

But here's the best part of this secret... the part I want to make sure you hear (because I'm typing in ("WHISPER-TEXT")...I'M GONNA SHARE EVERY SECRET I LEARN FROM THESE GUYS WITH YOU AS MY PARTNER... I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO REALLY "CRUSH IT" !!!

Secrets on how to use Social Media... Facebook... Instagram...
Twitter...Snapchat... Linked-In...Reddit... all of it!!!

But here's the best part of this secret... the part I want to make sure you hear (because I'm typing in ("WHISPER-TEXT")...I'M GONNA SHARE EVERY SECRET I LEARN FROM THESE GUYS WITH YOU AS MY PARTNER... I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO REALLY "CRUSH IT" !!!

anyway...if the truth be told...

(without this Digital Technology I am about to share with you... well you "might as well be tryin' to get to town with a horse and buggy!)

If you will allow me to guide you thru the 5-Basic Steps of the Quick Start Challenge 2018
... I'll help you become an...

Online Affiliate Marketing Bad-Ass!!!

This promise I'm making to you now is one that I am going to keep... Well, if I'm going to do all that... I suppose you should know a little bit more about me and why I am such a good partner for you to have.

(BTW...Dean and Craig said it was cool for me to let you in on it.)

THIS IS MY STORY...

In 2008 I was living with my wife in a snug little 3-bedroom bungalow in Canaryville; a nice quiet little Chicago neighbor-hood tucked away just south of the Downton Loop.

My Old Chicago Bungalow-Style Neighborhood

Nothing ever disturbs the peace in Canaryville except for the 4th of July when all "Hell Breaks Loose"...
then the air hangs thick and heavy like fog...with the acrid smell of gunpowder from all the fire blossoms lighting up the night sky...fragments fluttering back down to earth... littering up the sidewalks like confetti after a downtown parade.

Fireflowers Light Up The Night Sky
Fire Blossoms Lighting Up The Night Sky

I can still hear my father-in-law's words of encouragement ringing in my ears..."HEY SHIT FOR BRAINS...why don't you get a real job and stop all this craziness BULLSH_T?

I was determinded and just would not do any other type of work... only marketing. I was on the computer and working the phone "dialing for dollars" at about 160-200 calls per day 7 days a week tryin' to get the business going.
I would always win the monthly $500.00 cash bonus...but I never told my people how I did it...You know tryin'to make the business grow.

THE PURPLE COWBOYS

Mo...Clyde...Brad...997MakeMoneyNow...

I had 2 partners... Mo & Brad. We called ourselves the Purple Cowboys and rode together Online under the .com of... 997MakeMoneyNow. We had built ourselves a Cowboy-styled membership site and were having fun pretending to be cowboys...

...with a downline of 1500 Newbies we were kept busy training them to Ride... Rope... and Brand themselves online... Marketers of MLM's like Organo Gold (the Healthy Coffee) and affiliates like Pre-Paid Legal(now Legal Shield or something like that)...


we helped them get over their NSTS (Next Shiny Thing Syndrome) by bringing them into our own downlines inside our membership site and giving them the training calls to win.

Like a cowboy who's "hell-bent for leather"... I was determined to succeed... yet I fell so far behind with all my bills trying to become an Internet Success Story with my network marketing that...

on December 2nd of 2008, my wife and I were evicted at "gun-point" from our home in Chicago... with snow on the ground!
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R.I.P. Sammie

On that day, then the worst day of my life, I lost my family, my home, a recording studio full of equipment and I even lost my best friend... my dog Sam.

I Almost Hate To Admit How Far Down I Had To Go Before I... started back up on my
"Monumental Climb To Success"...

Clyde "Ukulele Wailin' Batton Scaling The Agnes Katz Fountain In Downtown Pittsburgh

So you see there is a reason for that picture up there of some "crazy guy with a ukulele" going up the side of the Agnes Katz Fountain in (Dahntawn) Pittsburgh PA.

I have had to learn most of my marketing skills and secrets the hard way. I am proud to say that I am a graduate of “Further Hard Knocks University” and have a Master's Degree in "Further Failing Forward"

I have been willing to pay the price of success in the past through my own “life’s experience.” Loss has made me strong… I am still standin’… I am no longer apologizing for the fact that I am still alive.
This year in August of 2018... I completed my 70th trip around the sun...I have survived!!!

earth from space

THIS IS MY STORY...

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Fireflowers Light Up The Night Sky

In 2oo8 I was living with my wife in a snug little 3 bedroom bungalow in Canaryville; a nice quiet little Chicago neighborhood tucked away just south of the Downtown Loop.

Nothing ever disturbs the peace in Canaryville except for the 4th of July when all "Hell Breaks Loose"... then the air hangs thick like fog...with the acrid smell of gunpowder from all the fire blossoms lighting up the night sky... their fragments fluttering back down to earth... littering up the sidewalks like confetti from a downtown parade.

I can still hear my father-in-law's words of encouragement ringing in my ears..."HEY SHIT FOR BRAINS...why don't you get a real job and stop all this craziness BULLSH_T?

Mo...Clyde...Brad...997MakeMoneyNow...Purple Cowboy Marketing

I had 2 partners... Mo & Brad. We called ourselves the Purple Cowboys and rode together Online under the .com of... 997MakeMoneyNow.

We had built ourselves a Cowboy-styled membership site.
...with a downline of 1500 Newbies we were kept busy training them to Ride... Rope... and Brand themselves online...

Brand themselves as Marketers of MLM's like Organo Gold (the Healthy Coffee) and affiliates like Pre-Paid Legal(now Legal Shield or something like that)... we helped them
get over their NSTS (Next Shiny Thing Syndrome) by bringing them into our own downlines inside our membership site. WE HAD PART OF IT RIGHT !!!

Like a cowboy who's "hell-bent for leather"... I was determined to succeed...
yet I fell so far behind with all my bills trying to become an Internet Success Story with my network marketing that...

On that day, then the worst day of my life, I lost my family, my home, a recording studio full of equipment and I even lost my best friend... my dog Sam.
I almost hate to admit how far down I had to go before I could start back up on my "Monumental Climb To Success".
So you see there is a reason for that picture up there of some "crazy guy with a ukulele" going up the side of the Agnes Katz Fountain in (Dahntawn) Pittsburgh PA.

I have had to learn most of my marketing skills and secrets the hard way. I am proud to say that I am a graduate student of “Further Hard Knocks University” and graduated with a degree in "Further Failing Forward"

I have been willing to pay the price of success in the past through my own “life’s experience.”

Loss has made me strong… I am still standin’… I am no longer apologizing for the fact that I am still alive.
This year in August of 2018... I completed my 70th trip around the sun...I have survived!!!

My old Chicago Bungalow-Style Neighborhood

I was determined and just would not do any other type of work...only marketing. I was on the computer and working the phone "dialing for dollars" at about 160-200 calls per day...tryin'to make the business go.

Clyde "Ukulele Wailin' Batton Scaling The Fountain...Agnes Katz Plaza

...on December 2nd of 2008, my wife and I were evicted at "gun-point" from our home in Chicago... with snow on the ground!

R.I.P. Sammie
earth from space

In The Game Of Life What Doesn’t Kill You Off Only Serves To Make You Stronger!!!

In The Game Of Life What Doesn’t Kill You Off Only Serves To Make You Stronger!!!

What I will be sharing with you as I go thru this 5-week “Quick Start Challenge 2018” with Dean & Craig is not going to be just “concepts”… “theories” or a bunch of “tips” about marketing you could probably get just about anywhere on the Web.

Beach Philosopher Giving Some Good Advice

It seems these days that just about everybody with a smartphone seems to be walking up and down a beach somewhere in the world... video taping themselves and giving “good advice”.

I'm in Florence Y'ALL...and I'm Still Standin'

In The Real World...
I'm In Florence Y'ALL...
Still Standin'

No… we are going to be put thru our paces with this one…ACTION STEPS... ACTION STEPS... ACTION STEPS...as you can see in the diagram to the left there are 5 of them... one for each week of the Challenge.

Put thru the rigor of learning and putting it all together...feeling certain to come out of this Challenge with a very strong "Internet Presence"... ClydeBatton.com is where I am Online stop by and pay me a visit sometime.

As you get to know me better and as what I tell you starts to actually pan-out and make sense; you will see that I am for real... that I am the real deal... that I have true knowledge... that I know myself and that the knowledge I have... gives me certainty.

When one has true certainty in life all self-doubt falls away and the whole world starts to come to you and kneel at your feet...giving you exactly what you ask for.

What I Share With You...I Know...
What I Know ...Is Real

What I Share With You...I Know ...
What I Know ...Is Real

Back To The Eviction...

Losing everything I had was devastating and it took me a while to really sort out my life. Although I had lost everything... at one point I had earned about $70K online so I knew I could make it work for me...despite even what my father-in-law kept telling me about getting a real job.

I was listening from within and knew the possibilities.

But even so during my time in Canaryville... despite all our wins online and huge popularity... we just couldn't seem to keep it all together... everything my partners and I were doing just kept sinking to the bottom.

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When I found MCA (Motor Club Of America) years later (2016) I was really ready for a change and was back on the Web once again… more than 6 years had passed since I last tried to make money online...

At the time I was living in Pittsburgh and I wanted to start making my online success happen again just like you see me imagining I'm doing it up there in the cover photo “Climbing to Success” on the monument.

The Fountain At Agnes Katz Plaza In Downtown Pittsburgh

Well… the police did pull me off of that big rock; but luckily for me I did it so fast they figured it just wasn’t worth the “paper-work” involved in sending me to jail for scaling a"Dahntawn Picksburgh” monument … LOL !!!
It was so exciting… I will remember the thri for scaling a"Dahntawn Picksburgh” monument … LOL !!!
It was so exciting… I will remember the thrill of that moment for a very long time. There's a video of me and Sam and Eric pulling off this crazy "Ukulele Man" caper above on my About Page.

Taking this action became for me my very own “picture of success”… I saw myself climbing that fountain one day in a vision … then I went downtown and I did it…it is unique and is completely my own … part of that “Certainty” I just told you about.
This is how I see myself and what I see for YOU in your own marketing online… I see you excited … alive … breaking the rules…not afraid to get your feet wet …willing to risk everything for what you believe in … I am not copying anybody else when I show you what I am doing to succeed and what is working for me. I am making it my own.

ARE YOU ANYTHING LIKE ME?…DO YOU BURN INSIDE FOR SUCCESS?…WILL YOU WORK FOR IT?... EVEN IF IT LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT LOSE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IN THE PROCESS?

I wish I could be telling you now that I was "money-u-mentally" successful with MCA but I wasn’t. Much had changed since I was last online in 2008 and I still had so much to learn. I kept up my $19.95 MCA membership for more than a year but didn’t bring anyone into my opportunity.
I was still very confused … like a baby… or like somebody learning to roller skate skate … fall down … get up skate skate skate … fall down… get back up again skate skate skate skate… on and on and on… each time I fell down… I would be able to get back up a little better… HELL!

LIFE IS NOT ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES YOU FALL DOWN…IT’S ABOUT WHAT YOU LEARN WHEN YOU GET BACK UP AGAIN…YEAH THAT’S LIFE … GETTING BACK UP AGAIN... COME ON MAN GET UP!!!

MY SOCIAL MEDIA DILEMMA

Video Marketing ... The New Social Media Trend

Doing video is by far the most immediate and transparent method of online marketing and communication.

A lot had come down the pike since I was last trying to market online...a complete paradigm shift had taken place. We had gone from emails to social media!!!

Just looking at Facebook would made me dizzy. I had no idea what an algorithm was let alone what it meant when some one said that Facebook had changed theirs again!!!

It was so confusing as I really had no idea how social media was supposed to fit into my Marketing. I had always been about the business of "selling things"...The Facebook dilemma was now the mystery I had to solve if I was going to make money online.

I was spending 100’s of dollars… and not getting even one sale on Facebook yet!!!
WTF…7,507 Reaches…2,940 Engagements…78 Clicks…0 Sales…

However over that year I did start to master the art of making videos online and was learning how to put together Sales Funnels with ClickFunnels...

I also started getting better at writing Ad Copy...now my stock and trade...Kudos to Andy Jenkins & Mike Filsaime.

2 books I now swear by...Dot Com Secrets and Expert Secrets... Russell Brunson is the true Godfather of modern day Online Marketing. I have seen enough watered-down presentations and webinars to know that almost everyone is copying Russell in some way or building their version of one of his sales funnels.

TO RUSSELL BRUNSON…FROM THOSE OF US WHO KNOW… WE SALUTE YOU...
YOU 'DA MAN!

MOO-LAH-LAH HA-HA-HA …
It took me another year before I finally started making money with Jon Moss and the Residual Income Code. With this simple copy and paste method I was able to earn about $3K until it would no longer function … now I’m putting all my energy and effort into fully implementing the Funnel X ROI system developed by David Dekel. Funnel X ROI is by far the most complete and practical system available for Online Affiliate Marketing.

It's really wonderful to finally discover the exact thing you have been looking for all these years.
I cannot urge you enough to click the links below and find out for yourself. ROI is just the BEST!!!

David Dekel Explains His System

I am inviting you to join me in this great Online Marketing Adventure, to start climbing with me NOW!!!

… today, begin building your own “Money-U-mental Success”!!! Sure of course it takes hard work…but God just think about all the fun we will have succeeding…sharing our marketing war stories with 1000’s of others on the WEB…

just look up there at my picture again. As you can see…the top is right there in plain sight … it’s within our reach. LET’S GO FOR IT!!!

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